starbucks lady: "vanilla bean frap, no whipped cream for... the boy who lived" me: LOL "omg thanks"
starbucks woman: "peach lemonade for... ron weasley?" me: "yeah, that's me, the king"
starbucks dude: "passion fruit iced tea for hermione granger? what?" me: "thank-you" (british accent)
starbucks dude: "tall coconut creme frap for lord vol- oh, shouldn't you be drinking unicorn blood or something?" me: LOL "uhhh... I'm on a diet, going for something lighter"