Fly a MIG over Moscow

This is a MIG 29. 

http://www.flickr.com/photos/yvesvanneck/5814609792/

What do I need to make this happen? First I need 3 of these 

http://www.flickr.com/photos/jeffreyputman/74967368/

 for the plane. May be one more for travel costs and various "expenses".

Then I'll need to lose about 8 to 10 of these 

http://www.flickr.com/photos/jasonandera/3266232273/ 

to actually fly the damn thing, not to mention 20/20 vision.

Not to mention the need to have a high enough security clearance/connections to actually do this.

So yeah, its impossible. Its still something I want to do though.