This is a MIG 29.
What do I need to make this happen? First I need 3 of these
for the plane. May be one more for travel costs and various "expenses".
Then I'll need to lose about 8 to 10 of these
to actually fly the damn thing, not to mention 20/20 vision.
Not to mention the need to have a high enough security clearance/connections to actually do this.
So yeah, its impossible. Its still something I want to do though.